Actually, the *problem* isn't new,
it's just that it's bothering me *now*.
What is one to do with one of these?
It's not like it's something new.
It's been there the whole time we've lived here.
It's just that every now and then I walk under it and think,
Is this really acceptable?
Now if that attic access was on a wall I would hang a painting over it.
Heck, I'd paint a painting ON it.
But it's up there on the ceiling, and while I am fond
of my house, the Sistine Chapel it is not.
So, I am left to ponder.....
What does the rest of the world do with these?