They never made these with my name on them.
A few years back someone got the bright idea
that just the word "Merry" conveyed the spirit of
the season and they could save a couple of bucks on lettering(?)
Yea, I'm cashing in.
I hate to tell you but a few of those "Merry's" live here
My Mom is responsible for many of these items.
I think she feels bad she robbed me of personalized
bike plates as a child.
I met another "Merry" once.
I felt like demanding the name back.
There is a legend attached to my name.
The tale goes that while inutero I was referred to as
Hence my name,
My mom also told me in recent years that part of the reason
for the unusual spelling was to help differentiate
me from my Aunt, Mary.
Hence the name,
All indications are that my mother was always a
fairly intelligent woman.
I was number four.
Perhaps she was tired.
Oh, and PS, mom,
I LOVE MY NAME!