PSA

I would like to make a public service announcement:

None of my friends are allowed to get cancer 

ANYMORE!

Those of you currently battling it 

are Grandfathered-in. 

For the rest of you,

CUT IT OUT!!!

I would like to state for the record that I do not

personally give cancer much respect. 

I pretty much think it should go suck air.

My first real experience with it was when my mom

was diagnosed with breast cancer. 

26 years ago. 

She kicked it's butt. 

And that is as it should be. 

But not everybody has the amazing example of my mom

so most people tend to get scared. 

It's allowed. 

But not when it's my friends. 

I like my friends to be happy. 

In a bubble. 

So, cancer, 

GO SUCK AIR!!

And leave my friends alone. 

That is all.