In all fairness this should be a post about
She was a beautiful bride.
Her mother was beaming.
The venue was perfect.
There were friends and family from far and wide.
Except for one very important person.
Val is to Carol what Lory is to me.
What are the chances two very good friends of Val's
would have children getting married on the
exact same day?
Chances would be VERY good.
A decision had to be made and this was
Now don't get me wrong,
Flat Val is in NO WAY a substitute for 3-D Val.
But hey, you have to make the best of these situations.
And we did.
3-D Val does not drink.
But Flat Val?
She's a lush!
I don't know as I have seen 3-D Val dance, but
All that drinking and twirling took it's toll.
Kristi is doing what any good friend would do,
holding Flat Val's hair back as she,
well, you know...
I'm not sure if Flat Val was presenting herself as a gift,
her presenting herself with a gift...
She barged her way into photo shoots.
She helped the new couple make their entrance.
And after much discussion about her sleeping arrangements
she settled in,
Some how she was able to shake off the effects of
the night before and join the newlyweds for
And then she was off.
For parts unknown.
...I can't wait to see where she turns up next....