When Lory and I first discussed this project
many of the usual Christmas Carols
came to our minds.
Lory said, however, they don't *have* to
be church carols.
Maybe there is something to be found
in
Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer
or
Frosty The Snowman.
Maybe the only one we couldn't work with
would be
Dominic The Italian Christmas Donkey.
Although, there were
donkeys at the manger.....
So I have challenged myself
to find some redeeming qualities
in Dominic.
It will be pretty hard because the first thing
I learned was that
the studio production of
the song was financed by the
Gambino crime family.
Hmm
OK, well, the donkey is helping Santa
because the reindeer can't climb the
Italian hills.
He's a helpful donkey!
Hmmmm
Apparently there is a no fly
zone over Italy on Christmas eve?
Also, is
"Paesans"
a racial slur these days?
For sure all the "da"s instead of
"the"s
is some sort
of offensive, right?
Hmmmmm
I think Dominic is a lost cause.
You got anything, Lory?
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