Cracking Big Up

Retelling this story would send Big into

such laughing fits that she couldn't 

speak and her eyes would tear up.

It's basically a story about a girl

who wears a green ribbon around her neck.

Always.

She gets married and her husband wants her to 

take the ribbon off. 

I don't remember exactly how it goes but 

I believe he takes the ribbon off

as she sleeps.

Her head very promptly falls off. 

For some reason, when Big 

gets to the part where her head falls off

she losses it.

Big time.

The girls would ask her to tell them the story

all the time. 

Not because they liked the story so much, 

watching Big go bonkers was the

attraction. 

Weird story. 

Weird reaction. 

But this from the lady whose mother used to

move her index finger in circles around

a babies belly and say, 

"load my gun, load my gun,"

then poke their bellies and say

"shoot my pig pig."

Heritage.